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Glow stick

Glow Stick is what a guy makes when he wears a condom, urinates in it, then masterbates without taking it off. When he cums, he mixes it all together as if he was activating a glow stick.
My wife caught me making a glow stick in the bath tub.
by Sasquatch Macguyver April 16, 2015
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Glow-in-the-dick

When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.
Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.
by SugaryRaine December 16, 2020
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glow

Verb. Relaying information to, or being an asset of some government intelligence agency, usually the CIA or NSA
"Just because you buy your phones from china doesn't mean they wont glow, you'll probably have some CCP shit on there, they will just glow a different color."

"Sometimes I wonder if Bitcoin was created by the NSA to make currency glow more."
by Sturdy Runner February 20, 2022
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Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023
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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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I saw the tv glow

I saw the TV glow is a metaphor for realizing you’re transgender. The “glow” represents the moment of clarity or self-awareness about being trans, but turning off the TV or unplugging it means suppressing or hiding that truth due to fear or societal pressure. Letting the TV glow means embracing your true self. Inspired by the horror movie I Saw the TV Glow, which many interpret as an allegory for trans identity and the struggle to live authentically.
I saw the TV glow, and this time, I didn’t turn it off. I’m letting it shine because I’m ready to live as my true self.
by James Treeshell November 21, 2024
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Glow-Locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. By making an energy to make others want to level up.
" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, she's been glow-locked."
by veyric September 9, 2025
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