garrett kimzey

a person with 20 girlfriends and has the IQ of a wooden plank

that guy over there is such a Garrett Kimzey

by h123abch September 8, 2020

Garrett

He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.

"Bro, did you hear what Garrett did?" "What was it this time?"

by DoDoDude101 May 25, 2022

Garrett

The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.

You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.

by Randomnamelist69 December 9, 2022

Garrett Rouse

The cutest lil man ive ever seen. Like he’s gorgeous. Really cute when he walks past the bench.

person 1: oh my gosh girl shut up garrett rouse is about to walk past the bench!!!
person 2: OH MY GOSH YUMMY MAN

the fog is coming

by garrettrouselover111 July 17, 2023

Garrett

Garrett is the best boyfriend ever. Every time I see him my heart skips a beat. He has beautiful blue eyes and is strong as hell. He is so funny and hot and is the most awesome person ever. Garrett is my favorite person ever.

Look there's Garrett he is so hot and i'm so lucky to have him.

by 1234LNair October 12, 2021

Ireland Garrett

Ireland Garrett is a sexy godness who has a big booty.Ireland Garrett is not only a sexy godness but she is very loving and caring also. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her because of her amazing looks. But if you make a ireland garrett pissed your going have to deal with a bitchy non-caring Ireland Garrett

Guy 1: Danm Look its a Ireland Garrett i so wanna tap her!

Guy 2: Bro i know right! That ass tho!

Girl 1: Omg i so wanna be a Ireland Garrett!

by Shamrockssss March 21, 2016

Garrett

Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil

Wow what a Garrett sized PP

by Dirtysox74 November 22, 2021