A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.
Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.
THE BIGGEST FATTEST PLUMPEST DIALATED FATASSES EVER (they eat so much food they walk around and the floors break they say their ass shake when really its all the belly rolls…)