weaver grip

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.

dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!

by francis doodey July 15, 2006

panther grip

An unusually firm grip on any particular object... usually a penis.

Guy 1: "Hey ben, what happened to your leg?"
Ben: "Susie panther gripped it"

Guy 1: "Hey bro, how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude... she totally panther gripped me."

by texncandy March 21, 2011

Gotta get a grip

The famous quote from hotline Miami 2 during the level apocalypse the son takes too many pills and then says this famous line

(Kork) Who cares if Manny pardo has thick skin I gotta get a grip

by The son hotline Miami 2 January 16, 2021

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009

gangsta grip

the way to hold a gun (sideways with the handle pointing to the right or left of your body) if you want to miss your taret and hit a by-stander. Theres a reason pigs dont hold there guns like that;P

"man did you hear jimmy got shot on accident in a drive by cause some jackass was goin gangsta grip"

by GoGoShogun August 3, 2007

Western Grip

When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

The Western Grip is one of my favorite methods man, I splurge like mad.

by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003

Asian Grip

Asian vagina. Pussy. A tight asian vagina.

Dude, she wields the asian grip. That pussy was sooo fucking tight! She went ninja on my cock!

by Eskem January 28, 2009