Huge sideburns on a gay mans face that can be grabbed by his bummer behind him and used for both balance and pleasure. See also sodomisers straps
"Help this man named tarquin keeps raping me up my tight giggins butthole i would shake him off butt he has me by the buggerers grips AH AHHHH AHAAHHAHA thats banjo gravy oh no here come ben h to join the party thats my ear nnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
by Gypsy Mcbonkon December 30, 2004
Get the Buggerers Gripsmug. by grippy100 February 16, 2023
Get the grip reapermug. teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Get the Grip masterymug. when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum
by fatboy one April 24, 2006
Get the bowlingball gripmug. when you proceed to "check a grip" you straight up gettin that money by sellin drugs or pimpin or workin or whatever it takes.
Me an my nigga finna check a grip when we slang this whole bird fa sho. Yea we'z commin up this time.
by jziliquor July 29, 2006
Get the check a gripmug. Male Masturbation Style
you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
by gozorz January 19, 2009
Get the Goofy Gripmug. When your fucking your girl an about to pull out an she wraps her legs around you so you cum inside of her an she has you locked down for life
I was fucking a girl I just met an I went to pull out an she vise griped me because I have money.... now my life is over
by alaska899 October 19, 2015
Get the vise gripmug.