fur monkey

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

by lil miss mopar May 13, 2006

Douglas fur

Doug, Doug-par-Deux a Character from the short story, The shady Tree and the Pineapple Cover up. He is a half breed between human and tree giving him super human strength. He can Squash an Egg with his World Ending Fist. He is a Sex Panther when it comes to the opposite sex. If the world Ended he could rappidly replentish the worlds population like a rabbit on Extacy. Can Grow a beard that rivals jesus. and Drives a Jeep.

wow he is such a Douglas fur right now!!!

the ladies always like to touch my doug

then she pulled out my Doug

I am going to take a doug(shit) right now

make like a tree and get the fuck out of here

by 9D June 21, 2008

Fur-month

fur-month is like fur-day but it lasts for the entire Febuary. if you have a furry friend you have to do something that furries do that makes them happy.
Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?

Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?

Furry: Let's change your profile pictrure to something about furries! ^^
Friend: Sure, it makes you happy i guess.

by The guy in shorts 2021 January 7, 2021

fur balling

the act of transferring unwanted clumps of pubic hair from your mouth to another's, usually in the form of a kiss. Typically fur balling occurs during oral sex with an ill groomed partner.

OMG did you hear what happened to Laura last night?!?" | "No What?" | "Ryan was eating her out and started fur balling her" | "Ewww, serves the bitch right. She'll never miss another Brazilian wax!

by snowballing March 26, 2011

Fur Snake

the member of the male genetalia, penis, ANTONYM for fur burger of the female genetalia

I like beating my fur snake.

by Joel Bain November 9, 2006

fur diaper

Female genitals, specifically the vagina.

"I am going to get some fur diaper tonight!"

by macaloo May 2, 2008

Fur Burn

The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.

Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"

Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!

by Dooty77 July 7, 2018