fur monkey

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

by lil miss mopar May 13, 2006

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Douglas fur

Doug, Doug-par-Deux a Character from the short story, The shady Tree and the Pineapple Cover up. He is a half breed between human and tree giving him super human strength. He can Squash an Egg with his World Ending Fist. He is a Sex Panther when it comes to the opposite sex. If the world Ended he could rappidly replentish the worlds population like a rabbit on Extacy. Can Grow a beard that rivals jesus. and Drives a Jeep.

wow he is such a Douglas fur right now!!!

the ladies always like to touch my doug

then she pulled out my Doug

I am going to take a doug(shit) right now

make like a tree and get the fuck out of here

by 9D June 21, 2008

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Fur-month

fur-month is like fur-day but it lasts for the entire Febuary. if you have a furry friend you have to do something that furries do that makes them happy.
Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?

Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?

Furry: Let's change your profile pictrure to something about furries! ^^
Friend: Sure, it makes you happy i guess.

by The guy in shorts 2021 January 7, 2021

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fur balling

the act of transferring unwanted clumps of pubic hair from your mouth to another's, usually in the form of a kiss. Typically fur balling occurs during oral sex with an ill groomed partner.

OMG did you hear what happened to Laura last night?!?" | "No What?" | "Ryan was eating her out and started fur balling her" | "Ewww, serves the bitch right. She'll never miss another Brazilian wax!

by snowballing March 26, 2011

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