Friendly Snake

Someone who is up to no good in corporate America. Someone who is only interested in what's in it for them. Sneaky bastards.
My boss is a friendly snake. The fiendly snakes are going to have a smoke.
by OFFICERAGE December 15, 2008
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friendly following

Euphemism for stalking. Term started when mass amounts of needy teenagers decided that their time was best spent "checking up on" their EXes by daily reading all of their facebook activity.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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earth friendly

an adjective used for a past sexual partner who remains available for sex, who is "recyclable"
"I'm sleeping with Kristen again."

"Recycling, huh?"

"Yea, she's earth friendly."
by Maria Angeline September 4, 2008
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fungi friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.
I am looking to hook up with people who are fungi friendly for some serious partying.
by ncy February 19, 2007
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Friendly Flirting

When someone is a natural flirt and is mildly flirtacious with many, even though they don't have any romantic intent.

This tends to be mistaken for normal flirting, but it's in ones nature to make yourself seem as good a romantic partner to many, through our natural instincts, and is usually very subconcious.
Friend one: "You have a boyfriend, why are you flirting with that girl?"
Friend two: "I'm not, am I? I thought I was just being friendly."
Friend one: "Oh, you're just friendly flirting!"
by SweetieGamerGirl August 18, 2018
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Friendly postman

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!
oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!
by xxcrackulaxx October 23, 2010
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