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Penn Freshman

Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.
Half of the Penn Freshman class is from Holton-Arms!
by TIME November 24, 2003
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Freshman

Title of a song by The Verve Pipe. Kickass song.
"Dude, have you heard Freshman by The Verve Pipe? That song is kickass!"
by mortimerjones November 20, 2004
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freshmentation

shortened form of freshmen orientation. A day looked forward to by every sophomore,juinor, and senior, when a new group of pussies comes in to be bullied.
Dude freshmentation is next week Time to beat up some freshies.
by tommyboy123 May 16, 2009
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freshman sway

A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...
Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*
by dancexpert November 21, 2009
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the freshmaker!

The freshmaker! is someone who makes everything fresh, exciting, and fun.
I've just been reading entries added to The Urban Dictionary by The Freshmaker! and I'm already feeling revitalized.
by The Freshmaker! April 28, 2014
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Thicc Freshman

A 14 or 15 year old girl who was lucky enough to have good ass genetics. Whenever she wears anything along the lines of tight pants, middle school boys watch and bust a nut in their pants while high school boys (mainly seniors) try to smash. Then said thicc freshman comes out as lesbian. When that happens, everyone is on the side lines, bustin nuts.
"DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THATS A THICC FRESHMAN GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"- Geoff's conscientious.
by liljoshee64 April 26, 2019
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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010
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