Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

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Janaughty Flood

When a woman's night of too much wine and too much pleasure collides in catastrophic fashion: vomit up top, squirts down below. A high-pressure, two-way water show. It’s a puke-squirt extravaganza with nonstop waves of spew and bliss without mercy. Truly, the human body’s most unfiltered fountain.

“Bro, the party was wild. Somebody had a full-on Janaughty Flood in the bathroom—top half puking, bottom half gushing. I’ll never unsee it.”

by Slonker September 3, 2025

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Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

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