ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

Asian Fighting Pussy

A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.

This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.

In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.

This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.

You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy

by Kinkster.org July 13, 2015

Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators

noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****

by whistle May 3, 2004

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

White Lightning

Extremely cheap and potent cider drank by scunners outside establishments such as Spar. Has a definite pronunciation.

Scunner: "We were 'avin a total mad mission of it, drinking White Lightning outside Spar"

by ali April 28, 2004

fighting in the alps

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.

Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.

by xmalefic June 25, 2007