flectonomous

The act of remaining calm or keeping the nerves cooled by behaving absolutely insane.

Clifton- umm..... Why's Jesse throwing his poop at his car?
David- well, he either blew his turbo or more than likely is just feeling extra flectonomous today.

Jesse- AHHHHH RATA FATA

*throws poop at David and Clifton.*

by Phlegmtronic November 17, 2015

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Fleet

A fleet is a term of venery for a group of whores. A fleet is greater than or equal to five whores.

Big Daddy Spankdahoe sent his fleet out to turn tricks thinking 'keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long'

by Mrs. Webster September 18, 2016

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fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

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Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her

Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over

by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016

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Fleetwood Effect

Someone who spends way to much money on one game and will love that game to the end of time... or until you beat them in that game, and will get triggered when you do become better.

Dude, you are so having the Fleetwood effect

by Doge is dead meme January 23, 2017

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