Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.

(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%

by ChadGSon October 19, 2009

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013

Peak Fiction

One piece

"One piece is peak fiction."

by False Prophets April 27, 2021

Directionator

A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"

e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator

by kane p1234 October 3, 2012

One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.

Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

by ronburgundythethird June 6, 2012

Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009