Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Sopranos Finale

1. To end something in a way that does not make sense at all.

2. To end something like the Sopranos did.

Jack: I noticed that thlast page of your book s missing a page.
Jill: No, no pages have ben ripped out.
Jack:Oh...so it's a Sopranos Finale?
Jill:Pretty much, yeah.

by Giovanni Mann December 18, 2007

kiddie fiddler

my dad

my dad

by joe bloggs September 5, 2003

fiddler diddler

A child molestor.

See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.

by roadrunner71 June 13, 2016

fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

by Icarus-Reset December 11, 2020

g fiddle

Another name for a guitar

hey bring your g fiddle to the party tonight

by gfiddle mister January 26, 2011