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Final Fantasy 7 

A very popular video game that is unfortunately overrated by fanboys and fangirls alike. They obsess over the game like it's a gift from heaven or something when they don't realize that it is infact, just a game like Mario or Zelda and nothing to get excited about. They think Sephiroth is god and have delusions that he is in fact real and will come to fuck them in the ass.
Stupid fangirl: Oh Sephiroth I want your big cock in my mouth.
Intelligent individual: Sephiroth has no cock. People who wield long ass swords have no cock.

Stupid fanboy: OmG THy R lYk RemAKiNg FInAl FaNTasY 7!!!!!
Me: Nobody gives a shit.
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Final Fantasy X 

Quite possibly the most polarizing Final Fantasy game in the series, this is a game absolutely loved by some and absolutely detested by others. X introduced some interesting gameplay elements such as the sphere grid. Spira itself was a fascinating world to explore, the storyline was generally decent and X probably had the best soundtrack of the entire series.

On the other hand, X also suffered from some nauseating voice acting and dialogue, a generally easy main quest and some unbalanced battle mechanics. The linearity also killed all sense of exploration.

Overall, X was a game with its pros and cons. It wasn't the best in the series, but it sure as hell wasn't the worst.
Final Fantasy X Lover: OMFG X had the best story ever, the ending and storyline generally was so emotionally charged and unforgettable... And the gameplay was so much fun, and the sphere grid was so unique for its time! Easily the best game in the series.

Final Fantasy X Hater: OMFG X's story was plagued by cliched characters, a stupid love story and it got rid of the active time battle system! And sorry but I don't like going in a straight line from A to B. Easily the worst game in the series.

Final Fantasy

A game where you can waste countless hours playing, but yet the story and gameplay keep you hooked. People love to make fun of people who play these games, for no other reason than they think having emotions is wierd.

1, Yes, the stories have emotion and make the hardiest of us all cry at times.
2, Yes, there are those out there who take it more seriously than Christians took the Crusades, and happen to give the rest of us a bad name. (Just search "Tifa" without the google image safe search on, seriously.)
3, The Urban dictionary things acting like it's a disease, yes, you will be smelly and probably play 40 hours straight. Welcome to a game that takes more thought process than Halo.

Also, a game that your friend who acts like a macho man all the time will come over at the end and ruin it all for you.
Friend: What is this..?

Me: Final Fantasy.

Friend: Haha! That chick is totally almost nude!

Me: That's Rikku, now shut up, I'm trying to save the world.

Friend: Hahahah! She's still nude!

Me: -smack- Quiet, Yuna is finally seeing him again.

Friend: Oh come on, she's totally moaning in delight!

Me: ...Get out, you've ruined the moment I've played 30 hours to get to. Now, get out.
Final Fantasy by Fan-notfanboy March 8, 2010

Final Fantasy 7 

Final Fantasy 7 is one of the most overrated games of all time. While overrated, Final Fantasy 7 is an extremely solid RPG, however, the fan base has made the game out to be FAR MORE than it actually is.

Also see: Dragonforce

This game follows the Adventures of a couple of kids as they set out to take down a evil corporation as well as a very Emo main villain. This game got so many stupid fanboys to have organisms, that a movie was made by Square called Advent Children. This movie, as you can probably guess, is also extremely overrated, the difference is that the movie isn't even any good.
Set "I played some Final Fantasy 7 last night, and it was a very enjoyable game i must say."

FF junkie "WTF are you talkin' bout dude!?! IT'S DA BEST GAME EVAR!!"

Set "Jesus man! Don't blow your fucking load over it!!"
Final Fantasy 7 by Set Abominae March 20, 2007

Final Fantasy Worlds Apart 

A website dedicated to the popular rpg game series. It contains many forums and news related articles regarding the games
Final Fantasy Worlds Apart IS THE BEST FINAL FANTASY WEBSITE

e-fantasy 

Sometimes also referred to as Cyber Bunnies after the G&H artist 'Aduial'.

A highly attractive female with "nerd" tendencies. This can refer to extensive technical knowledge, enjoying roleplay games, being a gamer, uses cyberslang, and understanding |_33+.
Torah's such an e-fantasy playing NWN.
e-fantasy by ldne May 15, 2005

Dark Fantasy 

A sub-genre or sub-type of Fantasy Novels that are usually darker in nature, and usually includes violence, and death.
"As the sun set, the Samurai, knowing he would never return to his own world, commited seppuku."

Wow, that was a Dark Fantasy type of ending!