Freedom Stick

A firearm used by the United States Military.

You like my nice big freedom stick, terrorist mothafucka?

by Amoux June 27, 2014

Freelance Copywriting

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.

That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.

by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019

Stray Dog Freedom

a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do

That girl will never take my stray dog freedom

by Danny Callahan January 3, 2009

freedom fries

A sad attempt to "stick it to the french" because they refused to support an unjust and illegal war on Iraq.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Iraqi Freedom

1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)

2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)

3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.

4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).

1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)

2. Bad idea.

3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)

4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.

Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.

by Booblover November 14, 2003

Freehold Boro

Freehold Boro is a small and diverse town in Monmmouth County, New Jersey. All parties in Freehold share the common goal of getting crunk. Hangout spots include the Freehold Raceway Mall, Freehold Raceway, Loew's Multiplex Theaters, and good old Downtown Freehold. This town is looked upon by neighboring towns and society as "ghetto" and "destitute". Yeah, well, they are just jealous because we pregame harder than they party. In Freehold Boro, the girls are hot, the guys are horny, and everyone parties like there's no tomorrow. But hey, that's what you do when you live on the Jersey Shore

Freehold Boro. The town where they stay crunk and throw it up.

by Yannno July 18, 2006

Orwellian Freedom Groups

Right wing groups that try to the counter the current civil rights movement by claiming that allowing cretin individuals equal status as them will infringe on their religious freedom.

There are a ton of Anti-Gay Orwellian Freedom Groups oprating in the United States.

by ????^_^???? November 5, 2006