Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN

I had sex with myself

by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Myself

Wants to be in urban dictionary to wow friends.

P1: Stop being a Myself.

P2: Wha-

by bamboo73748861 February 2, 2022

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025