Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019

Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.

I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation

by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021

flutie flakes

A person or place that is crazy in a negative sense.

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!

by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019

Temmie Flakes

A cereal.

Ya want some Temmie Flakes?

by TapCat February 10, 2021

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

putaki flake

The dry spot you get in the back of your throat while eating Doritos resulting in coughing

Yo it’s crazy I just got hit with a putaki flake eating these

by Harleylowrider1450 February 19, 2021