The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.
Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.
The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.
The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:
Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?
Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?
Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
Get the English Exit mug.Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
by carpetstain July 14, 2022
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Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday
by Shlive November 25, 2025
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