Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
by carpetstain July 14, 2022
Get the Scottish Exit mug.As friendly as folks are in Montana, they always stop to say hello, usually on horseback, and then quickly go on about their business. Perhaps fishing, hunting, checking cattle, or fencing.
by Terms of the West August 18, 2022
Get the Montanan exit mug.Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.
Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.
by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022
Get the Definitive Exit Plan mug.Also known as Irish Exit, is when a USUALLY wasted individual shits their drawers, and abandons the evidence, leaving virtually unscathed.
"Some guy pulled The Irish Exit at my Saint Patty's party last Saturday"
"That's vile- is it still there?!?"
"That's vile- is it still there?!?"
by BobWhatsHisName January 22, 2026
Get the The Irish Exit mug.Very trusted product developer decides to quit and scams all the users/resellers of their product.
When the resellers buy activation keys for the software and customers start to buy the new keys, they shut down the service forever.
When the resellers buy activation keys for the software and customers start to buy the new keys, they shut down the service forever.
Person 1: "Hey did you know that Zenith's developer exit scammed their resellers and buyers?"
Person 2: "Yes i did hear, it's a shame, it was a really good exploit."
Person 2: "Yes i did hear, it's a shame, it was a really good exploit."
by kbauu February 8, 2026
Get the Exit Scam mug.We didn't see her leave, she must have done a Lesbian exit.
The window's broken, someone must have done a Lesbian exit
The window's broken, someone must have done a Lesbian exit
by McL1008 February 28, 2026
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