existoff

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to

Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface

by Elia! January 4, 2008

exiscely

Exactly and precisely. A splice to add spice.

A splice of exactly and precisely.

Function: adverb

Friend 1: "Can you believe the attitude she just gave me??

Friend 2: "That's exiscely the kind of girl you need to stay away from at all costs!"

by theSplicers August 2, 2008

Elishasaurus

A shoe stealing dinosaur of the hoarding variety. Takes great satisfaction in shopping and seldom declines the offer to relax in her nest (Boris). Claims the hoarded possessions around said nest to be organised whilst simultaneously hunting for matching pairs of shoes. Doesn't like been licked, heavily glumpthed on or forced to do mathematics. Likes fish things and water, resistant to jogging or trees.

Arrrgh its Elishasaurus! Please take my shoes, just not my life..!!!

by Corner-baggles April 29, 2010

existentially beautiful

So beautiful that you doubt your own existence.

Person : Wow, she is existentially beautiful. Am I in heaven?

by michaela? May 14, 2016

Existence

Pain

Existence is pain for a Meeseeks, Jerry!

by Pickle Rick 2.0 October 16, 2017

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

existenties

When someone is having an existential crisis but it does not merit the full capacity of an existential crisis; or, your existential crisis is something that could easily be solved by reading elementary material. -(i.e. question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism)

Ryan was questioning the meaning of his existence when he realized he had come down with a case of the ‘existenties’.

by Existance October 16, 2018