edmonophobia

The phobia of being anywhere near edmon. Anyone within ten miles of edmon will have a tendency to attempt suicide and end their own lives

by Adria July 23, 2003

Emonic

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...

1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."

by dark_steihl May 3, 2008

emonics

v. 1. lyrics to emotional music (emo). 2. Description of how the "emo scene" communicates .

1. Heart wound healing's new album had some great emonics.

2. Kid 1 - you cut your wrists?

Kid 2 - yea, down the river and across the tracks.

by Dustin M. B. May 8, 2008

Eamoning

The act of completely destroying or derailing a group project

He was completely eamoning the group project by wanting to change and redo the entire thing seconds before it was do.

by ...—-... July 13, 2018

Edmond

An unbelievably sexy Albanian boy who loves music, sports (especially soccer), and his girlfriend. He has amazing curly hair and beautiful eyes. Edmond is funny and strong-willed. He wears glasses but he makes them work. Edmond has a love for science and wants to be involved with sports as a career. Edmond has many friends. Edmond is sweet and great at everything he does.

Girl: Wow! Edmond is so hot! Too bad he's dating Maria, I'd grab that real quick.
Edmond: Sorry ladies, I have the sexiest girlfriend in the world and you are not attractive to me, only she is. So back the f*** off or else im calling the cops because I want to marry Maria right now and your'e ugly and annoying.

by Edmond69 December 6, 2018

hoe-emon

little "poket monsters", also known as midget, hoes

joe: hey i got 15 hoe-emon

jack:lucky i only got 12

joe: but mine are all gay

jack:hahahahhaahhaahahahahahahaahhah

by jack papodinoff June 28, 2006

emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.

(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.

by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009