Emmet

The cutest boy I know

My boyfriend

God I love him so so much

Person 1: so are you and emmet dat-
Me: no we are not
(We are-)

by ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ ᵁˢᴱ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴿᴱᴬᴸ ᴺᴬᴹᴱ February 28, 2022

emoment

Noun - A time of excessive whining, bitching, complaining and generally grumpy mopery.

Carl was having an emoment. He'll get better.

by peroty August 2, 2008

emmelee

The most beautiful bomb ass bitch in the world who can make you smile with just one look.

Man she sure is an Emmelee.

by I'mthebest97 July 12, 2017

Emmerson

if you meet her run the other way, she will bully you until you bow down to her stay strong and stand up to her well these are the words best to describe for the Emmerson I know she only thinks about her self and doesn't care for others feelings most people stay by her side only because they don't wanna get bullied it may seem harsh but if you truly knew her what would you do?

Girl 1: Oh god it's Emmerson hide!
Emmerson: Come out and I'll go easy on you

by SpiritWolf136 October 10, 2018

Emmet

One of the unfortunate bastards with this name that isn't a tourist or the Irish equivalent of a chav.

These rare creatures have an intelligence and loyalty second to none but are constantly haunted by any nametags or letters for them.

Person A: Hey, what's your name?

Person B: Nice to meet ya, it's Emmet. How about you?

Person A: ... I... I have to go...

Person B: Oh God not again ;-;

by NotEmmet February 5, 2010

Emmet

What hillbillies believe to be God's true name.

YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...

(After the sermon)

HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.

PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?

HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!

by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006

emmerz

a special nickname saved for the individuals who are always the last ones to get jokes. generally thought of as "slow."

person1: ROFLOL
person2: BAHAHA
emmerz: wait what?!?!

by noreally? April 7, 2009