eaven

the coolest person alive, can be annoying at times but a great guy to hang with

eaven is such a goochi guy

by Parasitic Astronaut May 12, 2016

Event Packing

RSVP'ing "yes' to Facebook events that you don't plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger.

"Dude are you actually going to California for that hip hop battle?"

"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."

by jambala_z January 11, 2010

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

elven wine

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

event taco

a person who attends a variety of events or parties.

This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.

by stillinmarvinsroom August 2, 2017

Even the fridge

An alternative phrase to use when you want to say "same"

Friend 1: "I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here"
Friend 2: "Even the fridge"

by Bast1llefan May 2, 2018