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Eden

Eden is very ugly she should never be trusted. She has a bad taste in music and she will break any man's heart. She's incompetent and selfish. If you leave her with your stuff alone it will be stolen and or broken.
Eden is horrible
by Jack vurton July 18, 2018
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Eden

Omg he's such a eden.
by HUHHE April 13, 2019
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Edden

Edden is hebrew for fat sack of shit, usually used by parents who hate their child if it was an accidental pregnancy. If a parent names their kid Edden, that means that they fucking hate that fat fuck and wish they never had him.
Look at this ugly fatass baby babe.
Lets name him Edden.
Good idea! Fuck this kid.
by JayPenis October 13, 2022
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E.V.O Search For Eden

The best fucking game on the super nintendo
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010
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Eden

Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
by Altis May 6, 2016
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Eden

Edens shite smells like shite
by Jxksgwjdhq September 16, 2018
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Eden

1. An indeterminate gender. 2. A man, such, who is a gender unto himself. 3. A highly disturbing topic of conversation, ranking almost with that of Jiharn.
<Eden99> Of course! ^.~
* Eden99 huggles Fan, and rubs his hands down Fan's back.
<Fanatic72802> o_O;;;
by Fan December 5, 2003
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