Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

eat-ffair

A love affair conducted exclusively by eating together.

Kurt and Carol had lunch together in Mountain View, and their spouses, Kendra and Justin, knew nothing of the eat-ffair.

by Omega697 January 7, 2009

Ugly eating

Smashing food into your face only around good friends.

At the movies I was ugly eating my popcorn by the handfuls.

by Mellonballar December 18, 2016

eating tacos

Act of performing cunilingus on a woman.

Man I ate that taco all night long. Eating tacos got me a second date.

by Edithbunkerhill August 12, 2021

eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006

eat up

To overwhelm someone with loving, but non-sexual, affection. The feeling you get when a little baby/adorable female does the cutest thing and you just want to pick him/her up and squeeze, cuddle, pinch cheeks, etc.

Courtney looked so adorable sitting in the fountain, soaked and upset with me cause I pushed her in, I jumped in and ate her up.

by The Madhatter May 1, 2005

Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.

"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."

by boxeater14 January 2, 2012