Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 August 15, 2015

Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy

OMG Evan is such a pussy

by Dylan Kettle May 29, 2016

Evan

A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison

Evan is gay

by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019

Evan

A stupid annoying incredibly low iq (40) person usually no one likes him and almost all the time when they get a girlfriend they get dumped right away.

Evan is dumb.

by Dumb boy 123 December 31, 2019

evan

A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum

Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....

by MDRIDYNASTYBRUGHHH June 4, 2016

evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.

evan can go fuck himself.

by bbgirlll November 2, 2018

Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks

*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af

by NEGROFingers March 10, 2019