emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

Wildly Ejaculate

when someone ejaculates while screaming.

Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league

by Crippled wank June 10, 2019

Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

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Person 343: Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.

He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.

by Maclen November 10, 2017

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020

Ejaculational

It's Educational but not really. It's just cum.

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Eductional, but ejaculational."

by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020