Arch Douche Ferdinand

When an 'arch douche' meets an 'unfortunate' end.

Man, talk about weird. Jeff pulled a total arch douche Ferdinand on the company with that motorcycle accident. Congrats on the promotion, Mike!

by anamonah July 20, 2011

work douce

work douce: When you are on the clock at your job and you suddenly find yourself having take a dump at work and wanting toget paid for it. So you substitute with the word work douce.

You: hey man I gotta take a work douce.
Friend: enjoy it cause your getting paid for it.

by Dr DEE September 6, 2013

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Luck of the Douche

An achievement with seemingly impossible odds accomplished in a the douchiest of ways.

Cracka three-shotting the Ogres would be Luck of the Douche.

by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007

douche ammo

n. Girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. If a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you're dancing with.

Dylan: "Look out man, the douche crew's moving in."
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"

by Lomonte95 July 22, 2006

douce douce

a 0.22 calibre revolver

yo gimme dat douce douce!

by haglesh January 7, 2007