Divek

My little NAIDDOOOOOO is so cute

This guy is as cute as divek

by SomeGuyIsHereToday May 24, 2022

bog diver

person who competes in the strange British sport of swimming in bogs- participants also known as "peat bog divers"

Despite the peat, the bog divers pressed forward and finally completed the race, drenched in bits of vegetable matter.

by Birkit December 17, 2006

shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles

Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.

by SlickSid September 24, 2013

Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

Blurt Divert

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014

chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse August 31, 2014