diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Fukitz Disease

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.

Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.

by School Nurse May 18, 2011

Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool

by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019

Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?

by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021

industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.

Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.

by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010

Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count

Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease

by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020

Butlerfield disease

When a person undergoes symptoms such as stalking older men, ripping their jeans while climbing over fences, bad odour, chain smoking, randomly hiccuping, doing funny dances and farting a LOT.

You smoke, stalk old men, fart AND you ripped your jeans! you have butlerfield disease!!

by rach n nath December 16, 2006