diabibies

When one obsesses about Justin Bieber they can develop diabibies. Most commonly seen in tween to teenage girls. Similar to Bieber Fever.

Boy: whats wrong with you??
Girl: I THINK I MAY BE DEVELOPING DIABIBIES !!
Boy: should I call the doctor ??

by CROSBYGURL87 March 14, 2011

Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes

Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Disablobese

When you become so morbidly obese that you become classed as disabled. obese disabled

Plural disablobesity

The obese lady was doing her shopping on her mobility scooter, she’s to fat to walk she’s disablobese

by Miss Mephistopheles August 15, 2019

disabledee

A special person

Traekwon is a severe disabledee

by Disabledee September 29, 2020

Disabilly

A hillbilly that’s takes advantage of disability programs or takes government programs.

Disabilly- Billy never works but always has a pack of cigarettes and has a nice single wide. He always eats out and hasn’t worked in years. Billy is 33 years old.

by Br00k$ February 2, 2022

Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

by Dawanz July 9, 2016