Dingleberry

A word to describe a compulsive, outright liar.

A dingleberry might say some of these things:

“See that stock image over there? I know those people...”
“I got in a fight on the first day of middle school, AND got a detention”

by b012203 June 26, 2020

dingleberry

The real definition of a dingle berry is a little poopoo nugget hanging from a tree.

“Bro I was riding by bike under a tree and a dingleberry just doinked me in the face!”

by PeePeePooPoo169 September 5, 2020

Dean Dingleberry

The sexual act of combing the dingle berries out of your patners ass hair with your teeth.

Hey baby, while your back there could uou give me a Dean Dingleberry

by Rigbyrobot October 22, 2020

Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

Dingleberry

A small, dry glob of feces stuck on a hair coming out of someone's butt.

MOM!!! The dog has another dingleberry!!

Wipe your butt so you don't get dingleberries

by Julezzz8932 September 17, 2017

traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.

I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.

by billblink June 2, 2017

dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017