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dingle-berry by Johnny B September 9, 2003
The Dangleberries
a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.
The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
The Dangleberries by Coach33 May 21, 2012
Dingle-Berry Rejects
Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
Dingle-Berry Rejects by kunawaro December 10, 2010
Cum DingleBerries
When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
Cum DingleBerries by yodazzz May 19, 2009
dingleberries
When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
dingleberries by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
Dongleberry
A collection of Poop nuggets stuck to your pubes after performing anal sex. The poop nuggets are from the said anus suddenly discharging feces after the penis is withdrawn.
Dongleberry by Qball760 October 30, 2014