pocket the difference

to take the extra money made from something, often in a way that is not completely honest

She got the tickets for £20 each, but charged us £25 and did pocket the difference.

by anf-b May 11, 2016

Twins in different skins

Two friends who don't look alike but often think or act in similar ways or share similar mannerisms.

My best friend and I are so much alike, it's like we're twins in different skins .

by Tim Oliver February 14, 2017

the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021

The David Difference

A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.

-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?

-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.

by positivedead December 7, 2021

You look different today

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022