Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

Desiigner

That one rapper that made that one lit song, Panda.

"Yo, listen to this song by Desiigner!"
"..."
"..."
"...IT'S LIT BRO"

by Orloz May 11, 2016

Designologist

1. A term to describe a person who is skilled in bring unusual elements together in an aesthetic manner.

Chloe turned out to be more than just an interior decorator, she's proven to be a real designologist when she wallpapered the guestroom in torn pages from the classics.

by Alex Purnell June 11, 2008

Designer Activism

Supporting a particular cause, not because one really cares but because it's hip, cool, or chic.

roughly 50%-75% of non Africans who want to "Save Africa" are engaging in Designer Activism

by Waynebruh July 7, 2008

designated texter

one who makes sure that when a friend is drunk only sensible text messages are sent

Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.

by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009

Designated Drunk

The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.

A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."

by Crawdadz January 1, 2009

Designosaur

(de-sign-o-saur)n. Someone who is totally obsessed with fashion

Jennie Lynn: Did you see Jen, she's totally decked out from head to toe in designer labels!
Shirley Mae Ray Polisy: Are you serious?
Jennie Lynn: Totally, she is such a designosaur!

by DarlingDollFace August 15, 2006