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Derp

A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
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Derp

Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.
Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

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by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012
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Derp

derp.
Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp
by SMURFS July 3, 2015
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derms

A bullshit word used in the popular scrabble rip off "words with friends." Used in desperation against domination.
LZ laid down a sweet "vengeance," to which Jonny Boy responded with a halfassed derms.
by hauntedbyprince December 9, 2012
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Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 9, 2013
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DERP

As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.
This guy is a total DERP.
by mtnmedic January 8, 2014
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