Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

by kfav December 10, 2008

brain drain

When you study way to hard and your brain is drained.

"Dude, I had 3 exams to study for over the long weekend and I pushed off all my studying till 10:30 last night"

"Woahh, you must have major brain drain!!"

"heck yes"

by Josh1800 October 11, 2006

Derian

A girl who is very unique and creative. She's funny and someone that everybody always wants to be with. She can be shy and somewhat quiet but someone that everybody should try and get to know. If she loves you she will do absolutely anything for you because she's very trusting.

That girl was insane! She's difinitely a Derian.

Did you see her awesome outfit? She's a total Derian!

by crystalbear August 2, 2010

Trump Derangement Syndrome

An affliction that profoundly affects Trumpsters causing them to abandon rationality and denounce criticism of Conald Grump as 'fake news'. The affliction causes irreparable damage to the brain of sufferers, thus they are unable to function properly. The cause of the illness is said to emanate from an obsession and deification of an orange criminal fraudster and serial sexual assaulter.

Other symptoms include:

-Bringing up Bill Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.

-Bringing up Hillary Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.

-Bringing up Barack Obama when orange goblin is criticised.

-Labelling critics 'Libtards' and a bunch of other go-to buzzwords from idiotic bingo.

There is no known cure. Once the sufferer displays symptoms, the subsequent mental deterioration inevitably sets in, therefore attempting to intervene is futile because it's too late and the damage is already done.

Critic: "Did you hear that cockwomble orange fuckwit did such thing?"

Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "Fake News. Libtard. Go to Hell. MAGA. TRUMP 2020."

by uavinalaughm8? July 14, 2018

Drain the Clam

Slang for Female Urination.

Katie: "Hey Teresa, you ready for another beer?"

Teresa: " Yea, I just need to Drain the Clam first."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Deranique

best thing yet

"Oh she's a deranique."

by derriii March 28, 2009

Derping

1. Normally for those who are witless or stupid.
2. To be scared and coughing at the same time.

A1: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B1: "I'm pretty sure that's asthma."

A2: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B2: "I'm pretty sure he was an idiot."

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh December 3, 2020