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Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.
Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother
by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021
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Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts
by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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Deez Nuts

She took a big slurp of Deez Nuts
by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021
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Deez Nuts

Girl: Wait
Spider Man: ...
Girl: What is your name?
Spider Man: DEEZ NUTS HA GOTIE HA
by afeuahfsf August 24, 2016
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