Bronstein delay

what you to say someone who is slowing you down, or to someone who moves slow.

Charlie, you're totally Bronstein delaying us, scherzo up!

by ANSM December 17, 2010

Derail

<Verb> The act of blowing a joke or a rip, usually by sputtering out sentence fragments or by stuttering. This usually leads to laughter by one's friends and extreme embarrassment to the person who 'derailed.' The offender will stay very quiet for a long period of time following one of these outbursts.

"Man, you're so stupid when god handed out brains you thought he said trains...and you went...and got on...and went for a ride...wait....goddammit!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, you're retarded!! Nice derail, Jay!!"

by Jamon26 February 16, 2010

Delaystation

Due to the PS3's advanced technology people, usually Xbots complain because the PS3's advanced technology takes longer to develop games.

Delaystation

by ChickenEggFooYoung February 10, 2009

delayed jinx

When one says a word or phrase 1 to 2 seconds after someone else said the word or phrase, without realizing the primary person said it; one could then call "delayed jinx".

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 2 at a 1 second delay: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 1: "Delayed jinx!"

by isathotmail June 8, 2010

Derae

Derae is the best boyfriend anyone in the world can have. He is one of those guys you don’t want to loose, he’s loyal, sweet, caring, and very good looking.

I love having Derae as my boyfriend

by b@bygirl November 21, 2018

Rain Delay

While in the Bunk Beds position, the person on the top tank pees down the person on the bottom tanks back. Causing the urine to stream down the back into the bottom bowl.

"I just gave Jose a RAIN DELAY whilst we were shitting."

by Will Zone April 15, 2003

Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008