Daggert

A daggert is someone who follows you around and likes to cock/twat block. Usually older than you are and has no friends.

Dammit, that guy is being such a daggert right now, he won't leave me and my girl alone. I've talked to him once before this!

by Jackdo August 17, 2011

poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

by Blow Queen January 31, 2003

The most dangerous game

A sport akin to tennis in which the players, mounted upon enraged grizzly bears, swat live dynamite across a tennis net as invented and depicted by SMBC artist and writer Zack Weiner. Also known as grizzly-boom tennis.

"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."

by The bad man July 23, 2009

danger

one awesome middle name

Garrett "danger" Stookey

by DANGER123 December 13, 2010

Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Dagger

n. small form of male genetalia, opposite of Sabre

Ange laughed when she finally saw how small Richards dagger was.

by Pastey February 3, 2003