Dane

Will eat your shoe is wild funny and stupid all at the same time 😂

Daughter: we're is my other shoe
Mom: Dane are it

Dane: sorry I couldn't resist

by Lonely biscuit eater September 28, 2019

Bloody Dane

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.

did you see that man who walked into town this new years?
yeah he’s a bloody dane and needs to go!

by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022

Dane

Normally a rude trash can, can however be found not being kind.

Likes Jojo siwa.

He only follows his friends and Jojo Siwa.

Eats Couches

Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh it's Dane he really likes Jojo siwa

Jojo Siwa: He's my number one fan.
Person 1 and 2: ?????/

by Not.A.Trash.can October 1, 2019

Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009

by anonymous November 21, 2023

St Clement Danes

St Clement Danes is a state school for boys and girls. Many boys like to call themselves road men and walk around Chorleywood eating chips and robbing the local newsagents. The girls will walk around with their skirts rolled up 2-4 times whilst the year 7s have their skirts past their knees. The girls you find that go to St Clement Danes school are very rude and like to think they’re better then others a lot of them with a very serious RBF problem. They will always steal your man. They get what they want when they want. Students from St Clement Danes are always having party’s ending very late at night even early morning. However they all seem to keep their grades very good

Boy:Some girls called me fit and asked to go to their party
Boy: ahaha they probably go to St Clement Danes

by Jemima27andy October 4, 2020

Dane

One of the biggest shits to walk the earth. Disloyal, lying, dishonest to his friends, and a cheat.

Supports the worst football team on the south coast, and is a proud Scummer. As well as his football shirt, he is a walking red flag.

Girl 1: “I am interested in Dane.”
Girl 2: “I heard he cheated on his ex when they had a small baby together, he’s a bit of a shit.”

by Pup13 November 15, 2023

Dane swatton

Someone who gets with large ladies and smells of cheese

You’ve really done a Dane swatton there mate

by The bartender June 16, 2025