Dong Copter

An aerial phallus. They congregate at press conferences. Advanced models are capable of mid-air insertion. See also: helicockter.

His speech was crashed by a dong copter.

by Un Gato August 10, 2008

dong gates

An alternate name for the female genital opening, namely the labia and vagina. Best used when referring to an undesired length of time when the genitals have sadly been in hibernation.

If Wanda drinks too much vodka tonight, Mel might persuade her to reopen the dong gates!

by Munchma Quchi August 13, 2011

diesel- dong

When a mans reproductive organ surpasses the size of a women's face from chin to forehead

Hey samaira , how was your night with Moses , was he big ? Well he said he had a diesel- dong , but it was more like a diesel-pointment !

by rottenhope October 21, 2012

Dong brownie

A brownie made of shit

Louis ate a dong brownie

by gochu seky June 8, 2011

Doorbell Dong

The act of knocking on a girl's door, and immediately after she answers the door, inserting your dick in her mouth.

Most times the man is on ladder or step stool in order to reach elevation needed.

Sally was so surprised when she got doorbell donged at the hotel.

by Flomp November 10, 2009

Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007