Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.

Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.

by theslothinator February 14, 2023

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.

I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.

by jammyshallots June 8, 2023

domesticillin

A mythical antibiotic which kills all known germs. Also referred to as Domestos. Intensive Care slang. Obviously derived from the brand slogan of a well-known make of bleach.
Kills all known germs.

Mr Eckerslike didn’t look likely to get better but we put him on iv domesticillin and he made a good recovery.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Domestic Terrorist

Any member of an organization such as the US government (usually the executive branch), political groups (such as political advocates, corporate entities, and spies), or "poor me" activists such as religious followers, MADD, or various animal groups; that knowingly breaks various laws and/or subverts them in order to gain standing, assert authority, surveil, teach someone a lesson, make an example, sway public opinion, or other such self righteous endeavors in a futile attempt to try to gain dominance over others.

Was that a cop or a government official?
Neither it was a domestic terrorist...

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

domestically trained

Trained to be a stay at home wife

That girl is domestically trained

by Meowstar93 August 19, 2023

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024