Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.

Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.

by Akki1001 May 6, 2021

Loudest on discord

Willy | Hus#5555 is the loudest on discord he is gods in pack list however he should be mythic and even above that

Willy | Hus Loudest on discord

by Northhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 17, 2021

discord fish

a way to express shock or utter disappointment

guy 1: hey i ran your kid over with my car sorry
guy 2: discord fish

by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022

Discord Mod

A person with absolutely no life that sits around on his chair all day watching discord. The Discord mods are usually around the age of 45. (Their average weight is around 700 pounds.) Usually do not touch grass.

John is a discord mod the only thing he does is monitor his discord and watch pokimane streams all day thinking that one day they will get married.

by Ihatediscordmods January 15, 2023

Discord Memer

Guy who likes to make mom jokes, post memes 24/7 and never touches grass instead he touches moms like your mom. In short he sacrifices his life to entertain others

You are the best discord memer.Your memes are the best!

by ShawkHawk November 24, 2021

discord ai

if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1

person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing

by unfunny kolo January 2, 2021