David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.

I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon

by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

David

a nigga that beats his dick every day

your such a david

by jsvremm November 21, 2021

David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

Daviding

To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.

where did they go? oh he is daviding again.

by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023

David

A cool guy who is skeptical of nonsense

Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time

by Switters1 November 24, 2021

david

he’s special

David, he’s special.

by lennygirl808 March 15, 2022