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Curtis

Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
Today Curtis made a horrible, overpriced dinner
by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021
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Curtis Ginger

A virgin and his alias is also known as Curtis Weasley. He will also never get a girlfriend and simps to Lana Rhoades.
Stop being a Curtis Ginger dude, be a cooler kid.
by MrPopoIsGod February 28, 2021
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Curty 2 Purty

A specific individual who is both sexy and charming. He can effortlessly lighten your mood and make even the grumpiest girl smile. He loves all types of music and breaks out into adlib raps that rival the original lyrics. He is strong, kind, and hotheaded. He likes to tease and flirt but becomes adorably awkward when faced with "sexy time". He will knock you off your feet and try to catch you before you fall. He is a Purty Curty or Curty 2 Purty
We need a hero. Let's call Curty 2 Purty. He's the life of a party and the wet in my panties.
by Chriche0207 January 15, 2022
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CURTIS

A FORTNITE GOD BITCH A King,The boss
The standard, the blueprint sit op dit,

Sit op dit ju poes😌
Josh: ur fuckin amazing
Curtis:hell yeah I am
by TheLegitBoss44 November 22, 2021
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Dirty Curty

When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.
I went over to his house and gave him a dirty Curty. Took him hours to clean up my mess.
by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023
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Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this
Curtis is going to slap me
by Scran Frank February 7, 2021
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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