cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Cucumber

When someone makes good criticism against someone else and they don’t address it because they are getting bullied or have self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t handle this; I’m already getting bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.” John said.

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

by The bow seat November 30, 2017

hot cucumbers

Opposite meaning to cool bananas

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!

by marcinr June 6, 2014

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

cucumber

a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas

"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022