The Crying Game

To beat off and cry while doing it.

Damn...all porn is blocked in the middle east. When I find a site that goes thru all I can do is watch the 10 second preview and play the crying game.

by Cock Jamison May 13, 2011

rage crying

Rage crying is the pussy equivalent for rage quitting. They get so frustrated with something, or someone, they then cry.

"He got so mad, he started rage crying."

by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex February 4, 2017

Screaming, crying, throwing up

TikTok comment trend (sometimes pertaining to multiple things; either a couple, something sad, or a cat)

*sees tiktok* *comments* "screaming, crying, throwing up."

by Mermaid Pussy August 11, 2022

Baby Crying

Pussy scared ass loser nigga bitch that can't stop crying about something fucking stupid retarted with no reason

BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass
Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*

by Rav00nSeesThis February 13, 2020

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022

The Crying Game

When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.

"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"

or

"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."

by TomT July 16, 2008

the crying frenchman

After cumming in a girls butt, you pull out and put it in her mouth.

I gave her the crying frenchman

by jmfbunch September 12, 2011