crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Crunchfest

The meal between Lunch and Dinner

Chrunchfest: The meal between Lunch and dinner

Person 1: I can’t wait to get home for school and eat crunchfest !

Person 2: Make sure you don’t spoil your dinner!

by Ehopp12 November 14, 2017

Crunchel

Noun.) A Crunchel is a piece of chip that has been separated from a normal piece. Similar to a chip crumb, a crunchel is usually made of tortilla chip. A crunchel is often made accidentally when the chip is dipped into Salsa/Queso.

"Oh no! Someone dropped a crunchel into the Salsa!"

by The best person, of course! May 17, 2018

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020

crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009