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crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.
by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018
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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks
by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018
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Crusty Dusty Midget

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 27, 2019
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Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them
Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!
by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021
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Crusty Cobra

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.
Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room
by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011
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Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.
by Xenfire March 6, 2009
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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
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