crooked

To be dirty<triffling>an underdog

If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating

by BABY PAC November 29, 2003

crooked

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.

"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"

"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"

"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"

"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"

by Anger E September 29, 2006

Crookeding

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

by Kevin Garcia December 30, 2005

disco coozers

term coined by a less than intelligent girl admiring someone's new pair of DC skate shoes, and misreading the lettering on the side... DC SHOE CO. USA

hey, i like your new Disco Coozers!

by twopoint June 14, 2004

Crooks

the wicked black guy in 'Of Mice And Men', who just mutters about how bad it is to be black and have a dodgy back. He's a funny guy.

Lenny: Why aren't you aloud in the bunk house, Crooks?
Crooks: Cause I'm black!

by AMCROOKS April 14, 2009

croomed

To have your ass beat on national TV.

Nick Saban took his previously ranked Alabama Crimson Tide to Starkville, Mississippi and got Croomed.

by dawgenstein December 10, 2007

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011