The Crooks

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
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crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."
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Crooked rular

Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay
Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?

No im fully straight

You're a crooked rular
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Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
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Crook

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
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Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.
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